Charlie Sheen tells it like it is.

Charlie Sheen called into the Alex Jones show today, blasted out of his mind, and was absolute gold! Too many fantastic lines to mention them all, A MUST LISTEN! This guy has reached a new level of bat shit crazy. In a single interview, Charlie discusses his life, how he is every character in Apocalypse Now, Vatican assassins, that Thomas Jefferson was a pussy, how he cleaned himself of alcohol in nanoseconds, and that the only thing he's addicted to now is winning.

The best part is that, at first, Alex Jones is trying his hardest to support everything Charlie is saying, but by the end, even he is trying to bail on the interview. I want to listen to this thing 20 more times and quote lines from it for the rest of my life. Absolute insanity!