TIGER WOODS DOESN'T WIN, AGAIN.

ESPN- DUBAI, United Arab Emirates -- Tiger Woods stumbled in a bid for his first victory in 15 months Sunday, leaving Alvaro Quiros to win the Dubai Desert Classic with a wild round that included a hole-in-one and triple bogey.
The 70th-ranked Quiros shot a 68 to finish at 11-under 277, one stroke ahead of Anders Hansen of Denmark (70) and James Kingston of South Africa (67).
Woods had a 75 to end tied for 20th at 4-under 284."There were quite a few positives this week but a couple of glaring examples of what I need to work on," Woods said.
He entered the round one stroke off the lead, but for the second straight day he started with two bogeys in his first three holes. He managed to claw a shot back when his approach on the sixth ended up a few feet from the pin. However, Woods offset two birdies with two bogeys on the back nine and then double bogeyed the 18th.

Somebody get Tiger some sluts, stat! This is getting ri-god damn-diculous. 15 months without a title? What the hell is going on? It's becoming quite clear that pussy to Tiger is like spinach to Popeye, and without it, Tiger is ordinary. His sponsors must be shitting bricks by now. Tiger has made over a billion dollars in his career, with most of it coming through endorsements. It's time for these sponsors to start getting more proactive about this situation. Hey Nike, how about planting some whores in track suits at the gym when Tiger is working out? You too Buick, use some of those modestly priced luxury cars and drive some skanks over to his house right now. And when Tiger is thirsty, a naked bimbo with a Gatorade should be standing by, ready to spring into action. Tiger needs get back to fucking like crazy if there is any hope of getting this train back on the tracks.