Klepto cat terrorizes town.

Fucking cats. I absolutely despise cats. They're total assholes. You know that when a cat rubs its tail on you, it's rubbing piss on you, right? "No, it's just rubbing it's scent on you," where do you think that scent is coming from, dumb ass? It's piss! And how about litter boxes? Is there anything grosser than having a box full of cat shit in your house? Fucking disgusting. The only thing worse than cats are people who love cats. Look at the cat's owners yucking it up about all of the stuff this cat stole. You wouldn't think it was so funny if somebody else's cat swiped your lucky tighty whiteys, would you? If this cat was in  my neighborhood and tried to pull this shit, I'd hit it with a fucking shovel. I don't usually advocate feline violence, but criminals need to be dealt with.