MICK JAGGER HAS A TEENIE WEENIE!

Huffington Post- Mick Jagger's big, full lips are world famous, but allegedly, not all of his body parts share those traits. Meaning that he's being accused of having a small penis.
Jagger was furious when longtime Stones mate Keith Richards wrote in his book, 'Life,' that "Marianne Faithfull had no fun with his tiny todger. I know he's got an enormous pair of balls - but it doesn't quite fill the gap."
Faithfull, Jagger's girlfriend from 1966-1970, has finally spoken out about the issue, for the most part backing up Richards. "Not quite, but nearly," she told The Daily Mirror.
Perhaps there's a debate to be had over "big enough" -- Jagger's ex-wife, Jerry Hall, lept to his defense in October, saying, "Mick is very well endowed. I should know - I was with him for 23 years. Keith is just jealous."
Then again, Hall in 2005 became a spokeswoman for erectile dysfunction drug Levitra.
Either way, don't expect any definite answer.

So Mick's got a little ding-dong, big deal. Is that supposed to make us want to be him any less? Look at the guy- massive rock star for 50 years, worth $300 million, writer of some of the most iconic songs ever recorded, and he's still banging models in their 20's. Do you think that Mick has ever let his minuscule schlong slow him down? Hell no! In addition to fronting the Stones, Mick has starred in 17 movies and even fucked a young Angelina Jolie! So what if she couldn't feel a thing, that's not Mick's problem. Maybe Mick's wee peter is a plus for him. Like the driving force that compels him to rule the world. Who knows, maybe all super successful guys have small cocks. It acts as a motivational tool for these guys to achieve greatness. They are always in search of more and more to compensate for the ultimate shortcoming. In an unrelated story, I've been unemployed for the last two years and really couldn't care less.