Monday, February 28, 2011

You're a Pussy If You Think Soccer's For Pussies

Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has confirmed that Ashley Cole remains part of his first-team plans after accidentally shooting a work placement student with an air rifle and has denied that indiscipline is rife within his squad.

Cole was plastered over the News of the World on Sunday, amid allegations he shot 21-year-old Tom Cowan, who had to be treated by the club's medical staff after being hit in the side by a lead pellet, at Chelsea's Cobham training ground with a .22 rifle.


• I've heard it a millions times — soccer's for pussies. Well, the last time I checked, pussies don't carry around air pistols and shoot helpless students at will. Fuck all the haters. Chelsea's Ashley Cole may be a complete douche who somehow managed to mess things up with his former wife, the hottest Brit of all time Cheryl Cole, but he is definitely not a pussy. Fact.

Winning!


1 comment:

  1. shut up c-crack, soccer's only fun to watch if your not looking to get laid on facebook.

    love
    Ned

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