Amanda Knox aquitted.

PERUGIA, Italy- American student Amanda Knox, who was convicted by an Italian court for the 2007 murder of her roommate Meredith Kercher, was acquitted Monday by an appeals court.

Her murder conviction in the 2007 slaying of her roommate Meredith Kercher was thrown out by the jury, and she was ordered immediately released from prison after nearly four years of detention. She was seen leaving the prison a little more than an hour later.

So this is a big story today. I don't really know too much about it, but I guess it's a big story because she's a hot chick. Quite possibly one of the hottest chicks ever convicted of murder. Not that big of an accomplishment when you consider that most women murderers bear a strong resemblance to Velma from Scooby Doo. And unfortunately for Amanda, she was aquitted of the murder, so she is ineligible for the title of hottest murderer anyway. But it got me wondering, who are the hottest murderers of all time? I'm sure there are many smoking hot murderers out there that, for one reason or another, flew under the radar. Probably due to a ho-hum murder that doesn't grab the public's attention as much as others. In order for a hot murderer to reach the same level of fame as Knox did, the facts surrounding the crime have to grab the public's attention as much as their looks do. So I spent the last 3 minutes devising a rating system for ranking female murderers to find the hottest one. First I rank them based solely on looks. Then I rank the severity of their crime. Add the points together, and there you have it. I knew the Internet was good for something.

No. 364,120, Aileen Wuornos

Aileen was convicted of murdering 7 men in Florida between 1989 and 1990. Not a bad body count in such a short time, but I just can't overlook how absolutely disgusting this broad is. Aileen is so ugly that she has actually made Charlize Theron seem less attractive then she really is, based solely on the fact that she played her in a movie and looked like absolute shit.
Looks: 0
Crime: 7
Total: 7

No. 5. Bambi Bembenek

Now we're talking. A former Playboy bunny, Bambi was convicted of murdering her husband's ex-wife in 1981. Pretty pedestrian in terms of murder. She gained national attention when she escaped from prison in 1990 coupled with the fact that she was one fine piece of ass.

Looks: 7

Crime: 3

Total: 10

No. 4. Bonnie Parker

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One half of the outlaw duo Bonnie & Clyde, Parker took part in a dozen or so bank robberies and the murders of 9 police officers and several other civilians during a crime spree from 1931 to 1934. It's kind of hard to tell exactly how hot Bonnie actually was from these old pics. She looks kinda hot in a young Granny Clampett kind of way, if you're into that sorta thing. Definitely looks like she had a nice rack, though.
Looks: 5
Crime: 6
Total: 11

No. 3. Darlie Routier

This pretty young thing was convicted of murdering her two sons in 1996. Darlie is also the first member of this list who is still alive, so technically you still have a shot at banging her, which definitely makes her more attractive. But act fast gents, she's currently on death row awaiting lethal injection.
Looks: 8
Crime: 8
Total: 16

No. 2. Countess Elizabeth Bathory

Known as "The Blood Queen" this 16th Century Hungarian countess has been called the most prolific female serial killer in history. She was accused of torturing and killing as many as 650 young girls and bathing in their blood to retain beauty and youth. Since she died almost 400 years ago, it's impossible to tell how hot she really was. However, if people accused her of bathing in the blood of young girls to retain her looks, she had to have looked hot enough to make people question how she stayed so young and sexy.
Looks: 7?
Crime: 10
Total: 17

No. 1. Karla Homolka

Hello! We have a winner! The Pamela Anderson of infamous killers, Karla, along with her boyfriend, was convicted of the rape and murder of 3 young girls in Canada in the early 90's. Karla took a plea deal and only served 12 years in prison. She claimed that she was forced to take part in the crimes by her boyfriend, but video proof later showed that Karla was a more than willing participant. She was released from prison in 2005, so she's available fellas. You just have to look past that whole convicted murderer thing. One things for certain, this chick is definitely down for ANYTHING.
Looks: 10
Crime: 8
Total: 18