Dude gets caught banging a 71 yr old broad in the back of his Buick.

OCTOBER 5--A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over, according to a police report. 

When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.

Yes, Adams referred to his septuagenarian consort, Rita Daniels, as a “chick.”

According to a City of Farmington Police report, the 2002 Buick was in a shopping center parking lot, adjacent to a restaurant whose customers, including a 10-year-old-boy, apparently had a view of the illicit nighttime action on September 3.

Officer Andrew Morche noted that the car’s windows “were covered with heavy condensation,” and that Daniels was atop Adams “and the two were engaged in sexual activities.” The pair was parked in a spot outside the restaurants Luigi’s and Tre Sorelle .

A police investigation determined that the couple’s courtship was a brief one. They had met for drinks at a nearby bar “before moving to the back seat of the Buick.” When questioned by cops, neither Daniels nor Adams--both of whom were unsteady and smelled of booze--knew the other’s name. A Breathalyzer test recorded Daniels’s blood alcohol content as .15, nearly twice the state limit.
Daniels and Adams were busted for indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication and booked into the local jail, where they were held until sobriety returned. While in custody, cops noted, “Adams decided to strip to his underwear.”

I feel bad for Tim Adams. This would've been a nice little Saturday night for him if those damn cops never showed up. Tim went out to the bar, got tanked, started chatting up some skank, then showed said skank the back seat of his Buick. I'm sure that as soon as he was done fucking, Tim would've bid her farewell, then called it a night. Then at work on Monday, he would've had a funny story about getting wasted and banging some random chick in the parking lot without ever even getting her name. Tim and his co-workers would've had a nice chuckle about the story, then gone on with their day. End of Story. The key point here is that Tim was wasted, he probably never even realized that he was banging a 71 yr old. Rita Daniels was just the latest in a long line of random drunken hook-ups over the last 30+ years for Mr. Adams. But since he got caught in the act by the cops, he will now forever be known as the guy who was caught banging a blue hair in the back of his Buick. You can't help but feel sorry for the chap.