Would you spend the night stuck in a baby swing for $100?

timesheraldonline- A Vallejo man was found in a child's swing Saturday morning after reportedly being stuck for about nine hours, police said.

At about 6 a.m., a groundskeeper of Blue Rock Springs Park heard a man screaming when he arrived at work. He then called the police to investigate.

Upon arrival, police found a 21-year-old man stuck in a child's swing, which has two leg holes.

The man told police that he had been stuck in the swing since 9 p.m. Friday after he allegedly made a $100 bet with his friends. He proceeded to lube himself with laundry detergent to get into the swing, police said.

The friends then reportedly left him swinging through the night.

Vallejo firefighters then were called to rescue him by cutting the swing chains off. He was then transported to Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center, where firefighters used a cast cutter to cut the swing off his body, firefighters said.

He sustained non-life threatening injuries.

I wonder what his non-life threatening injuries were. It had to be cock and/or ball related, right? If the swing is so small that you need to lube yourself up with laundry detergent just to get into it, chances are that 9 hours spent hanging in it are going to do some serious damage to your junk. A hundred dollars is a hundred dollars, and its even sweeter when it comes from gambling, but I don't think it's worth losing your dick for. At least this guy knows he has friends he can count on.