12-Year-Old Pong Master

This is bullshit. Let's see if this kid can hit a shot after a few beers. Actually this kid has a pretty good idea here. Practice your ass off to the point where hittting shots is second nature, then when you start playing with beer in high school and college you will totally dominate. The only problem is that being the best beer pong player in the school will result in zero pussy. If he thinks these skills are going to get him laid, he is dead wrong. Now if he would spend all the time he takes perfecting these shots on practicing guitar instead, he might be on to something.