Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Harmful bacteria found in Playboy mansion. No way!




washington post- LOS ANGELES -- The bacteria that cause Legionnaires' disease were found at the Playboy Mansion during an investigation into an illness that affected about 200 people who attended an event there last month, a health official said Tuesday.
Other infection sources have not been ruled out as the cause of the illness because the bacteria Legionella is common in moist places, Los Angeles County Department of Public Health director Dr. Jonathan E. Fielding said.
"We are still considering several possible causes of illness," Fielding said in a prepared statement.
County health officials opened an investigation Feb. 11 after attendees of an Internet conference reported symptoms mostly consisting of fever, chills, malaise and coughing.
Playboy did not immediately respond to requests for comment.
The DOMAINfest Global Conference took place Feb. 1-3 with events at several hotels and a fundraiser at the Holmby Hills estate where Playboy founder Hugh Hefner resides. Health officials have not ordered occupants to leave the mansion.
About 700 people from 30 countries attended lectures and workshops at the conference. The county is investigating the outbreak with state and federal health officials to track illness outside Los Angeles.
Health officials declined comment on where the bacteria were discovered at the mansion, calling it only a water source. That could mean anywhere from a kitchen tap to the famed grotto, where Playboy bunnies have mingled with guests in a hot tub.
Legionnaires' disease causes respiratory illness and its symptoms include coughing, malaise, chills and fever. Fewer than 18,000 Americans are hospitalized for the illness every year.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the bacteria probably came from the grotto. I mean, have ever you seen the place? It's basically a dick jacuzzi. Hef bought the place in 1971, and has been throwing lavish parties ever since. Can you imagine how many people have fucked in that grotto? Its gotta be six figures at least, and that's a conservative estimate. I don't even think San Francisco has enough bleach to get rid of all the bacteria in there.

Can you imagine getting the chance to party at the Playboy mansion, only to end up getting violently ill? I bet when these guys showed up, they had wild fantasies of partying with Hef and banging playmates in the grotto. But all they left with was blue balls and a nasty case of Legionnaires disease. Fuckin pisser.

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