Thursday, March 31, 2011

Little kid talks shit, gets ass kicked.



Was that the ice cream man driving through town? I wonder why he didn't stop.

This was a tale of two fights. The first fight was a verbal one, and the little dude in the Harry Potter shirt absolutely dominated striped polo kid. Is there a worse insult to an 8 year old than saying he still pisses the bed? I don't think so. Harry Potter had some great early lines, and striped polo was taking it in stride. He was talking back, but his material was weak. But as soon as Harry brought up pissing the bed, striped polo shut up. You could see the tension growing on his face. And once Potter said the "You had the whole god damn room smelling like rotten-ass piss" line, it was on.

As much as Harry Potter dominated the verbal fight, striped polo won in the end by pounding him into the fucking ground. And Potter knew it too. As soon as he pulled his shit back together, he wanted the tape of the fight destroyed. Lesson learned. Usually when two kids get into a fight in front of adults, the adults break it up. But this is the hood we're talking about. it's like bizarro world.

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