Furniture entombment prank gets Florida man in legal trouble.

the smoking gun- MARCH 3--A Florida man is facing a battery charge for allegedly shoving his ex-girlfriend’s mother inside a fold-out couch, police charge. Mark Foreman, 53, was arrested Tuesday evening on a felony charge in connection with the incident at the home of the 66-year-old victim.

According to a Palmetto Police Department report, Foreman arrived at the woman’s home and asked to use the bathroom. The victim, who had been “lying on a fold out couch,” told cops that Foreman said, “What is this?” He then allegedly “pushed victim onto the fold out couch and folded victim inside of the couch.”

The report does not indicate how long the woman was entombed inside the piece of furniture. The victim, who suffered an injury to her right wrist and complained that her back hurt, was transported to a local hospital by emergency service workers.

Jesus lady, lighten up. This joker was only messing around. I realize you were left with a crushed hand and a broken back, but come on, it was funny. He did say "what is this?" after all. That seems like fair enough warning. Who lays on a folded out couch anyway? I consider myself pretty lazy, and I believe I can loaf with the best of them, but this lady has taken lounging to a whole new level. She's like the Michael Jordan of relaxation.

My real question with this story is why would Mark go to his ex-girlfriend's mother's house of all places to use the bathroom? He must've been at code brown and desperately needed a place to dump out. Of all the places in the world to take a shit, I'd put an ex's mother's house just above a truck stop toilet stall on the Jersey Turnpike. Sure the mother's bathroom is probably much cleaner and private, but just having to deal with her in a situation like that would make it pretty fucking horrible.