Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Dez Bryant kicked out of mall for sagging pants.



CBS Dallas- Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant found himself at the wrong end of the law for not properly covering his hind end Saturday.
Bryant and three of his friends were ejected from the NorthPark shopping center Saturday after a dispute between Bryant and two off-duty officers over the men sagging their pants below their hips, exposing their underwear.
A Tuesday police statement says officers working off-duty Saturday as security at NorthPark encountered Bryant and three companions wearing the drooping pants.
When the officers asked the four to pull up their trousers, Bryant launched into a profanity-laced tirade.  According to the statement, when confronted, Bryant told officers. “What the ****, you stopped me like I stole something.”  That prompted the officers to escort the four from the mall.
Police say Bryant refused to leave, however, until his “representative” could arrive and he parked in a fire lane until a friend arrived and persuaded him to go.
No charge was filed, but a Miscellaneous Incident Report was filed.
Bryant’s agent, Eugene Parker, declined to comment. The Dallas Cowboys did not respond to requests for comment.
The city of Dallas is no stranger to controversy surrounding sagging pants.  Mayor Dwaine Caraway, serving as mayor pro-tem at the time,  tried to pass an ordinance against it in 2007.  Ultimately the city decided not to pursue the ordinance, citing constitutional issues.

First of all, Dez Bryant is a fucking millionaire. At some point, especially when you're a 1st round draft pick, you have to stop dressing like a kid and start acting professional. Did you ever see Michael Irvin's ass hanging out of his jeans?

That being said, this law is totally racist. The white people in Dallas don't like black people, so they use the way they dress as an excuse to kick them out of public places. If the people of Dallas really have a problem with revealing clothing, the laws should apply to everybody. Fat chicks should be prohibited from wearing tight clothing, mom's wearing jeans that show camel toe should be outlawed, and old folks should be required to wear long pants. While we're at it, guys who wear sweat pant shorts should be instantly locked up too. You know dudes like that are up to no good.

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