NY Daily News- A puppy euthanized by veterinarians has risen from the dead. The black-and-white pooch was one of five young dogs put to sleep Saturday at a shelter in Sulphur, Okla., News 9 in Oklahoma City reported. Each dog was checked and confirmed to be dead, then the 3-month-old and his four siblings were placed in a trash bin.
On Sunday morning, an animal control officer looked into the bin and discovered that the one pup somehow survived.
"He was just as healthy as could be," Scott Prall told News 9.
The puppies were selected to be euthanized because of illness, as well as overcrowding due to limited shelter space in the state, said Amanda Kloski, a veterinarian in Oklahoma who has been caring for the puppy since his resurrection.
Kloski created a PetFinder.com profile for the small dog, named Wall-E after the Pixar film character. A woman in Pennsylvania then took up the cause, working to find the puppy a home.
All hail Wall-E Christ! Seriously, I have to adopt this puppy. I hate dogs, but this pooch is a fucking gold mine. Can you imagine how many clowns are going to be lining up to see this little guy? My apartment would become the new Bethlehem. Remember when a grilled cheese with the image of the Virgin Mary sold for $28,000? That was a fucking half-eaten sandwich with a burn mark that vaguely resembled a woman's face that nobody has ever seen. This puppy is Jesus returned to earth. Wall-E Christ is going to be my ticket to the big time.
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