Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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dailymail- Tiger Woods is preparing to move into his $60 million Florida mansion - which comes complete with a running track and four-hole golf course.
The golfer, whose marriage to Elin Nordegren ended in a hugely expensive divorce last year, posted photos of his new pad on his blog and said he was 'excited' about making it his home.
'Pretty soon, I'll be moving into my new home in Jupiter, Florida,' he wrote
'I'm excited about that and I'm even more excited about my new practice facility. It's phenomenal.'
'Excited': The golfer is eager to move into hjs new luxury residence
Before their split, Woods and Nordegren had spent months planning every last detail of the 10,000 square foot home on ultra-exclusive Jupiter Island.
But dreams of turning it into the perfect family home came crashing down after it emerged the golfer had cheated on his wife in a string of seedy affairs.
Following their divorce - which is rumoured to have cost Woods $100 million - the former World Number One took over the planning and has transformed the property into a state of the art bachelor pad.
The mansion, which overlooks the Atlantic Ocean, boasts huge windows for incredible sea views and has a glass-fronted lift for anyone too tired to take the stairs.
As well as a gigantic master bedroom - with, a little ironically, his-and-hers bathrooms - there are three further bedroom suites.
According to his architects' plans, the basement also houses a large wine cellar and possibly a cinema and games area with the best equipment for Woods' children Sam and Charlie.
Scores of tall trees and high boundary walls surround the plot, ensuring the privacy the golfer craves.
Another four buildings adjoin the main house, including a boathouse, golf training studio, a stand-alone garage and a huge guesthouse.
Outside, there is a tennis court, gym, diving pool, lap lane, 100-foot running track and small golf course. A pair of boat docks will provide a berth for Woods' 155 ft yacht, aptly named Privacy.Writing on his blog, Woods said he was particularly excited about using his new 3.5-acre back yard golf course.
'Working with my team, I designed the short-game facility and oversaw its construction,' he revealed.
'It features four greens, six bunkers with different depths and kinds of sand, a video center and a putting studio.

Tiger's back baby! He's finally figured out a way to bang sluts and practice golf at the same time. Ever since the scandal broke, Tiger has been on his best behavior. He can't just go around fucking anything that moves on the practice range anymore. Anonymous sex in the club house was one of Tiger's biggest training secrets. He can't do this anymore because the press is on to him. The severe lack of pussy caused Tiger's golf game to go right in the shitter. But now that his bachelor pad is finished, he can get back to work. With the 4 hole course right on the property, Tiger can practice his short game while he's working his up and down game on some skank. Nice touch with the tee set up on his second story studio as well. Now he can hit balls right after he's done ballin' some pig. Mark my words, Tiger's comeback starts now.

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