71 year old man arrested for exposing himself in a cemetary.

WILMINGTON, Del. (CBS)- Police in Delaware arrested a man after they say he exposed himself inside a cemetery.
Robert K. Matlosz, 71, is facing several charges for his alleged role in the incident that occurred Saturday morning at the All Saints Cemetery in Wilmington.
According to investigators, police received a call about a suspicious vehicle that was parked in the cemetery in the area of the St. Marks High School track where the girls track team was practicing.
As Delaware State Troopers approached the vehicle, they say they observed that a male, later identified as Matlosz, had his pants down around his ankles and was masturbating.
Police say Matlosz noticed the trooper and tried to flee in his car. After a short chase, Matlosz’s vehicle was stopped and he was taken into custody.
Matlosz is facing charges of Indecent Exposure, Reckless Driving and Resisting Arrest. He was released after posting $600 unsecured bail.
Police said there is no indication at this point that any members of the St. Marks High School girls track team observed Matlosz in the cemetery.

I wonder if he pulled up his pants before he tried to flee the scene. Maybe that's why it was such a short chase. I had no idea that 71 year old guys still felt the need to beat off. Age is just a number to this guy. He's still running around acting like a perv half his age. If I'm still jacking it in cemetarys when I'm in my 70's, I'll be a happy man. I guess you're only as old as you feel.

p.s. Would exposing yourself to dead people in a cemetary be considered a type of mopery?