Say it ain't so Zakk. Say it ain't so.

Well that was utterly depressing. I feel like I'm living in some kind of bizarro world headed for a disaster of biblical proportions. With fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Human sacrifice, Zakk Wylde on American Idol, dogs and cats living together.....mass hysteria!

The least he could've done was crush some beers and call for a Black Label pit from mother fucking hell at the end.