Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Lunatic assaults TSA agent.



I'm usually against excessive tasering, but in a situation like this, I'm really surprised it didn't happen at all. If anybody ever deserved it, I would say the bunny lady did.

The TSA gets such a bad rap these days. People are always complaining about the groping and prodding as the agents are basically assaulting them. I am definitely against all that too. But it's not the agent's fault. They are just people trying to do their jobs. I bet they hate it even more than we do. You think getting groped by a stranger at the airport sucks? Try groping thousands of strangers a day. Sure, every once in a while you might get to feel up some hot babe, but the majority of the time it's probably just fat pigs and old people. Can you imagine what your hands would smell like at the end of the day? Probably a cross between moldy cheese and Ed Asner's nut sack.

So next time you fly, cut the TSA agents a break. When they start groping you, just try to enjoy yourself. Personally, I like to close my eyes and imagine that I'm getting an erotic massage.


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