SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5)- A man was hospitalized Wednesday evening with life-threatening, third-degree burns after catching fire inside a San Francisco porn store, authorities told CBS 5.
The fire occurred at an adult arcade at Sixth and Mission streets just after 6 p.m.
Police officers across the street from the porn shop saw a man run out the front door of the store “engulfed in flames,” an SFPD spokesman said.
Some firefighters who happened to be about a block away at the time were immediately summoned and extinguished the flames.
Arson investigators said it was not exactly clear how the man caught fire. Police indicated he had apparently been watching videos in a private booth when the fire ignited.
How are the investigators not clear on how he caught fire? I think it's pretty obvious what happened here. The dude was watching videos in a private booth, right? Then he was definitely whacking off. And he really must have been going pretty hard at it to cause enough friction to actually burst into flames. I'm sure the real story will come out soon enough. The guy was just too embarrassed to tell the truth yet. It's bad enough that everybody's gonna know he was hanging out in the private booths at a porn shop, but now everybody's gonna know that he was jerking it so hard that he literally set himself on fire.
Must have been some hot porn!!
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