Russian cosmonauts deny ever having sex in space.

MOSCOW- Russian cosmonauts never had sex in space during the 50 years of human exploration of the cosmos, and rumors about secret sexual experiments were myths, the Interfax news agency reported Friday.
"There is no official or unofficial evidence that there were instances of sexual intercourse or the carrying out of sexual experiments in space," Valery Bogomolov, the deputy director of the Moscow-based Institute of Biomedical Problems, told Interfax. "At least, in the history of Russian or Soviet space exploration, this most certainly was not the case."
Rumors have persisted for years of secret Russian and American programs to test the effects of weightlessness on sex, but these were always strongly denied by both sides.
"As for American space exploration, well, I just don't have the information to categorically deny that," said Bogomolov. "There are just anecdotal rumors, which are not worth trusting."

Why do these guys feel the need to defend themselves if there is no evidence behind the rumors? Denying it makes me think that they might have something to hide. That's why Barack Obama never answers questions about birther conspiracy theories. Why should he have to defend himself against every outlandish claim? You never even want to get started with that shit, because it will just snowball into more and more insane theories.

That's why this Russian story raises a red flag for me. Even if they never had official space sex experiments, somebody has definitely had sex in space. It's just too cool of an opportunity to pass up. In space, you can only eat floating jello and spin in circles so many times until it gets boring. And if you were up in space alone with some hot babe astronaut, something is bound to happen. Chick astronauts especially are real freaks, too. Remember the one that drove 900 miles to kidnap her romantic rival, all while wearing a diaper? Total freak. She's definitely banging somebody in space. And if guys in space aren't having sex, they are definitely jerking off. In zero gravity, an object in motion will never stop moving until it hits something. In the space shuttle you could shoot a load that would fly from one end of the ship to the other. Who wouldn't want to try that?