Now that's how you park.

This guy has got some supreme confidence in his parallel parking ability. I suck at parallel parking. It's probably because I grew up in Vermont and its not a skill that you really need. I can do it if I have to, but I would never dare to try it if I was drunk driving. This dude couldn't even walk, and he parked the car with little problem. Sure he tapped the other cars a bit, but its not like he ended up on the curb or anything.

ps. The fall down the stairs was a nice little bonus.