Drunk ice cream man caught with frozen urine in truck.

MIDDLETOWN TWP., Pa.- The next time you see this ice cream man, police say you might want to think twice before you buy that sundae.
It was Friday evening when the Middletown Township Police Department received the call.
"We received information from a passing motorist of an ice cream truck that was all over the roadway on southbound Route 1 from Oxford Valley Road," Middletown Township Lt. John Michniewicz said.
His Jack & Jill Truck was pulled over minutes later and investigators say the ice cream man, 46-year-old Yassir Hassan, was visibly drunk.
Upon further inspection, authorities found several wine boxes inside.
But even more disturbing was the discovery of at least three water bottles filled with urine and one of them was found inside the freezer unit used to store the ice cream.
On top of that, Action News has obtained a copy of the inspection report performed after the arrest which determined the truck had "obviously no hand washing facilities in the vehicle."
Mr. Hassan has since been processed and released pending a preliminary DUI hearing which has yet to be scheduled.

Look, I don't want to condone drinking on the job, but I understand where this guy was coming from. Driving an ice cream truck has got to be one of the worst jobs there is. Every day you have to deal with whiney little bastards, crying and complaining because you ran out of chipwiches. And you know those shits definitely aren't going to be giving you any tips. Those bastards probably don't even know what tipping is yet. You know this guy isn't making any real money at this job. If he was, I don't think he'd be getting drunk on boxes of Franzia and freezing his piss bottles for amusement.

And okay, I'll admit it, pissing in bottles is pretty disgusting, but what's the alternative? It would be pretty gross if this guy stepped out of the truck and took a piss right before serving you an ice cream. I know that he was taking pisses and handing out popsicles without washing his hands anyways, but out of sight, out of mind, right? Like, I know the guy who just made my BMT at subway was probably scratching his nuts right before I walked in, but as long as I don't see it, I'm not going to let it bother me. And besides, the ice cream man isn't physically touching the food anyways, these are individually wrapped frozen treats. It's not like this dude was kneading dough and hand tossing pizzas with his pissy hands in there or anything.