Man Claims Public Masturbation Was Not "Intended" For Woman Who Called Cops

thesmokinggun- Meet Paul Payton. The Louisiana man was arrested yesterday after a woman complained that he “exposed his genitals and began masturbating several different times.” Video of this affront--which allegedly occurred near a boat dock while Payton was seated in his Mitsubishi--was captured by the woman on her cellphone.

When approached by a Monroe Police Department officer, Payton, 43, admitted to masturbating in public, according to a probable cause affidavit. But the suspect offered a curious justification: “The act,” he reported, “was intended for another female that was parked by the victim.”

The affidavit does not further describe for whom the act was actually “intended,” or whether this other woman was aware (or desirous) of Payton’s gift.
Despite his misdirected masturbation claim, Payton was arrested on obscenity charges and booked into the Ouachita Parish Jail, where he is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.

Jesus lady, mind your own business. Everything's not always all about you. Just because you see some guy whacking off in his car, it doesn't mean that he's some sicko that wants you to watch it. He's just some sicko that wants the lady next to you to watch it. He began masturbating several different times? Exactly how long were you watching him? If I see some creep pumping off, I'm getting the fuck out of there. I'm not going to whip out my iphone and start filming it to keep track of how many times he starts and stops. Talk about an invasion of privacy. I'd be so pissed if I was this guy. Everybody knows that jerking off in public is one of the best ways to meet women. This poor guy was only trying to get laid, but this nosey bitch had to go and call the cops. Get over yourself.