Monday, May 2, 2011

Lottery winning fuckhead hasn't spent any of his winnings yet.


dailymail- For most people, winning £18m on the Lottery would mean a swift upgrade to a mansion or a luxury penthouse suite with a stunning panoramic view.
But despite having a balance that would delight most bank managers, Matthew Breach is still living quietly in his one-bedroom council flat.
The 37-year-old hasn't even splashed out on a new car, his old Vauxhall Astra still parked up outside his modest £60,000 home in Battle, East Sussex.
On the doorstep of his home Matthew, a former trucker, told The Sun newspaper: 'I'm still living here. I'm just trying to sort a house out but it takes time. I'm hoping to stay locally, but nothing too big.
He added: 'I'll look for a car next week, I think. I've no idea what I'll get. I've not really had any interest from the ladies, not at the minute.'
And, although he has quit his £20,000-a-year job as a lorry driver for a builders merchant, Mr Breach hasn't even booked a holiday - only recently applying for a passport.
In the weeks since his win Mr Breach, who says his hobby is sleeping, has already accumulated at least £7,500 in interest even though his money is in a low-interest account.
The unlucky in love millionaire had been using dating site Zoosk in a bid to find a woman after his ex-girlfriend of 14 years dumped him three years ago.
Mr Breach is reported to have broken up with his former partner Kerry Graves, 31,  in 2008.
According to reports she walked out, allegedly telling friends she wanted "lots of sex".
Kerry is now in a dingy bedsit with failed web cafe owner Travis Mains-Marten, 28, and their baby Blake.
After their split, Matthew became lonely and joined the matchmaking website Zoosk to try to find a new woman for a relationship.
It's understood he bought his winning ticket after hearing about the triple rollover.
He was out delivering sand and shingle two weeks later when he stopped by a newsagents to buy a paper and check the numbers.
It was then Mr Breach made the astonishing discovery that he had become a multimillionaire.
Matthew's mother Sandra, 67, said: 'It's a shame he doesn't have anyone to share it with. But I've told him, "If you get a woman now you'll have to get a pre-nup".
'He's not the type to go abroad on holiday. In fact, he doesn't really go on holiday. He works very hard.
'He was used to getting up at four, five or six in the morning, so at least he'll be able to get a lie-in now.'
Matthew's win was only the seventh ever triple rollover and the 20th biggest single Lotto win in Britain, including the EuroMillions draw.

What an asshole. I hate when lottery winners pull shit like this. You're a millionaire, buy something! At least he quit his job, though. There is nothing more annoying than those people who win millions, and keep working at their shitty jobs. If I was the boss of a guy who won the lottery, I would fire them immediately. You know the guy's never putting in an honest days work after that.

You really have to feel bad for Kerry Graves here. She dated this clown for 14 years before she realized that he was a loser, so she left him. And who can blame her? He would rather sleep than have sex with her. Then she met a new guy who owned a web cafe and liked to bang her, and she thought she had it made. Now fast forward 3 years. The web cafe failed, she got knocked up, and her ex won $18 million. Fucking pisser.

1 comment:

  1. Well maybe the ex-girlfriend can apply to him as a part time maid and if she is lucky , she will get holiday bonuses to help pay for her child care.

    ReplyDelete