This kid needs to work harder if he wants a foul ball.

I'm sure the initial reaction of most people is that the guy in the yellow is an asshole because he didn't let the kid have the ball. Why the hell should he? Yellow man got there first. He wanted it more, and he was rewarded. You have to try harder than that kid. Fuck the glove, you gotta bare hand that shit. And the father of the kid and the guy sitting behind him in the Rangers hat can eat a bag of dicks. Something wrong with your eyes motherfuckers? I know you're not expecting yellow man to hand that ball over to the kid. No fucking way that's happening. Don't worry, though. He'll probably be brought into the locker room after the game and given a new car or something by Mark MacGuire and Jose Canseco, or whoever the hell is on the A's these days, to make up for the tragedy of not getting the foul ball.

I hate when kids are given cool stuff just because they are kids. Why do they deserve to be given foul balls and autographed bats and shit like that over anybody else? Don't we already take swearing, nudity and anything else considered "indecent" off of television for those little brats? I think that's more than enough if you ask me. If anything, that kid should've backed off and just let yellow man take the ball. It's not like the kid payed for his ticket or anything. How could he? He doesn't have a job. Well, maybe he does if he's from China and on vacation, but I doubt he is. Why don't you sit down you broke son of a bitch and leave the foul balls for the working men. It's probably in the best interest of the stadiums to keep the foul balls out of these freeloading kid's hands anyway. Think about it, that kid is at a game today, but he may or may not be interested in baseball 5 years from now. I loved baseball when I was a kid, but now it's right at the top of my least favorite sports to watch list. Right between women's lacrosse and competitive speed walking. That's why I'm not buying a ticket to Fenway any time soon. With yellow man, however, you know that you have a fan for life that you can count on to buy tickets until the day he dies. But who knows about the kid. For all we know, he'll probably be sitting front row at the X-Games this time next year getting handed an autographed skateboard from Tony Hawk, while the 30 year old lifelong extreme sports enthusiast sitting next to him gets nothing.