Friday, May 20, 2011

German insurance company held a huge orgy for it's salesman.


bbc news- One of the biggest insurance companies in the world held a party for salesmen where they were rewarded with the services of prostitutes. Munich Re is the world's biggest re-insurer - in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other insurance companies.
One of its divisions, Ergo, told the BBC that the party had taken place to reward salesmen in 2007.
A spokesman said the people who organised it had since left. The gathering was held at a thermal baths in the Hungarian capital Budapest as a reward to particularly successful salesmen.
There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired. A German business newspaper said the prostitutes had worn colour-coded arm-bands designating their availability, and the women had their arms stamped after each service rendered. According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked".
"After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented," the paper quoted the man as saying. "The women wore red and yellow wrist bands. One lot were hostesses, the others would fulfil your every wish. "There were also women with white wrist bands. They were reserved for board members and the very best sales reps."
A spokesman for Ergo told the BBC that the party had happened, but said it was not the usual way of rewarding their employees.

Bravo to Ergo for thinking outside the box when it comes to rewarding it's employees. No wonder so many jobs are moving overseas. Who wouldn't dig a party like this? Pussy is a way better reward than a crappy watch or a gift certificate to some dump you would never shop at anyways. It is truly the gift that keeps on giving. While their hearts were in the right place, the party execution was a bit flawed, however. Only 20 whores for 100 guests? What the fuck is up with that? Shouldn't it be the other way around? Come on Ergo, these are your very best salesman, you've got to treat them right. Nobody wants to get busy with the same hooker that the stinky guy who sits across from you in the office just violated. That's disgusting. The stamp system was a good idea, but with a 5 to 1 guest to whore ratio, after a few hours it must have been mighty hard to find chick with less ink on her than Kat Von D.

Also, what the fuck is up with the color-coded wrist band system? At a party like this, all the girls should be fair game for everybody. You can't have a class system when it comes to a massive company orgy. It's not fair for the girls in white wristbands to be reserved solely for board members and VIP's. That's total bullshit. You can only imagine the jump in quality from the hookers in yellow wristbands to the ones in white. It's gotta be like the difference between a Manhattan 10 and a Buffalo 10.

Isn't the whole point of a party like this to leave the office politics out of it for a night and rub elbows (but hopefully nothing else in this case) with bosses and co-workers alike? I for one think so. So again, Bravo Ergo, I love where you're coming from here, but next time you have a massive sex party for your employees, don't skimp on the whores. That's just tacky.

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