yourhoustonnews- A Cleveland man was attacked by a housecat Friday afternoon and the man's injuries are so severe that he had to be taken by air ambulance to Memorial Hermann Hospital in Houston.
The altercation between the man and the animal occurred at a home on CR 3182 a few miles south of Cleveland in Liberty County.
At some point during the attack, the man and the cat reportedly were injured by a knife the man was holding. The man was taken to Cleveland Regional Medical Center before being transported to Houston.
Game wardens Danny Diaz and Adam Broll captured the cat. It was taken to Big Thicket Animal Hospital for examination.
The man's identity is unknown at this time.
And I bet his identity is going to remain unknown. I don't think he wants it getting out there that he was the guy who got his ass kicked by a cat so badly that he had to be airlifted to the hospital. What a fucking pussy. The dude even had a knife and he still got fucked up. I mean, how could a cat possibly do something like this to a grown man, unless....Oh. My. God. It's finally happened. The Australian feral cats have somehow made it to Texas. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WE'RE ALL DOOMED! DON'T TRUST THE CATS! DON'T TRUST THE CATS! AHHHHHH!
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