Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Man breaks into apartment to use the bathroom, gets caught, runs out with pants around ankles, falls down the stairs, dies.



FAYETTEVILLE, Ark.- A homeless man was dead after a woman discovered him inside her Fayetteville apartment, which was in a house that had been broken up into several apartments. Fayetteville police said John Standridge entered the woman's apartment to use the bathroom.

She told police she found him and screamed. She said Standridge then ran out of the room with his pants around his ankles, tripped and fell down the stairs and died.

A downstairs neighbor met him at a liquor store and invited Standridge back to the house to stay the night so he wouldn't have to sleep outside. The neighbor got drunk then went to bed. He gave Standridge a blanket and pillow and said he could sleep on the couch.

The neighbor said he thinks Standridge was intoxicated and got confused about which apartment was which and mistakenly entered the woman's apartment. He said Standridge was a nice guy and thought he had "met a new friend."

The coroner found the cause of death to be consistent with a fall down the stairs, but the body was sent to the Arkansas Crime Lab for more testing.

link to video here.

What a way to go. If he didn't die from the fall, he probably would've died from embarrassment.

What's the deal with the downstairs neighbor? Who the hell meets a homeless guy on the street, then invites him back to his place to party? That sounds kind a bit reckless to me. He's lucky that the worst thing that happened was the deadly fall down the stairs. The guy passed out, leaving the homeless guy alone in the house, a lot of bad things could've happened. Look, I understand not wanting to drink alone, but jesus, don't let him into the house. That's just crazy. Just drink on the porch, and when you're done, send him on his way. He's not going to mind, he's already lives under a bridge.

p.s. What do you think was more traumatizing for the the lady, watching a man die from a fall down her stairs, or walking in a homeless guy taking a shit in her bathroom?

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